Friday, December 3, 2010

Top 5 reasons to be a vegetarian

1. It makes you more creative. It isn't easy living in a meat dominated society, so in order to thrive you need to be able to come up with some pretty creative meal options. 


2. It makes you a better reader. Most people skim menus, but vegetarians have to get down and dirty with them. We need to read absolutely everything to make sure we aren't getting meat snuck into our meals. We also are amazing at reading ingredient lists.


3. It gives you training as a detective. Having to question your waiter about all the ingredients in each dish gives you excellent experience in case you ever want to take up a career as a detective or investigative reporter. 


4. It gives you a chance to debate without joining a debate team. When you tell some people you are a vegetarian, they seem to want to pull out the podiums and have a rapid fire debate on why you chose to be one. 


5. You can be fat and confuse people. When someone sees a fat vegetarian, they ask, "How can eating vegetables make you fat?"

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